Why I like Ben more than Laura*:
[I'm reading comments on the last post]
Ben, looking over my shoulder: Wow, do people really read your blog?
Me: Apparently a couple actually do.
Ben: I mean, I know I read it--
Me: You do?
Ben: Of course. What are boyfriends for, if not to read your genealogy blog?
*And of course, it's safe to say so, because Ben actually does (apparently) read my blog, and Laura actually does not.